I look at a woman’s shoes, not to tell how sexy she is, but to determine how sexy she feels.

“Yeah, I enjoy musical chairs. My furniture is deaf, so it gets rather interesti…”

“A brick could be used to crush the Fruit of Desire and make the Juice of Destin…”

“I sent a message silently, through body language and body odor.”

“My hands fell asleep, so I washed them with hot coffee. Then I had donuts for b…”