I looked him right in his eyes and I said, “I don’t like you, Cyclops.” Then I spit on his monocle and left.

“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if …”

“If I didn’t have any pants on, I’d let you taste my pantslessness.”

“The boxer had two black eyes. But that’s to be expected, since he was from Afri…”

“I talked to David yesterday, but since it is a statue, it didn’t talk back. I h…”