I love conducting double blind experiments with unsuspecting peeping Toms.

“Nipples—men have them, but don’t need them. Men—women have them, but don’t need…”

“Some events in your life leave a lasting impression. A thing that majorly impac…”

“The Mythical Mr. Boo is so mythical the he always likes to be the centaur of at…”

“If you’re too slow off a red light, I’ll lay on my horn, because I’m a honky. W…”