I love my country, not my government. Author: Jesse Ventura Copy Quote More from Jesse Ventura “You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess …” “It's a good thing I'm not the president, because I would prosecute everybody wh…” “If Waterboarding is okay, then why don't we let our police do it to criminals s…” “In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?”