I love nature. It beats having to flush.

“I am the dinosaur of love. Specifically, I am a pterodactyl, and you are my sil…”

“More Americans died in WWII than in any other world war, with the possible exce…”

“I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all ove…”

“A brick could be used to build a color theory that red objects encapsulate rage…”