I love teamwork. I love the idea of everyone rallying together to help me win.

“I am the rainbow of love. Even if things get stormy, you know you can count on …”

“I don’t need a dress, I need an address. And some panties.”

“Now that parking meters have shifted from quarters to credit cards, I worry som…”

“I’ve often wondered why boxing gloves are bright red. If I were a boxer, I’d we…”