I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.

“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn…”

“I got stiffed on a tip. It was an erection.”

“Love is a gift you receive by giving. The more love you give, the more love you…”

“For the time being I’ll be a being in time. And when I die, I’ll happily be com…”