I made a t-shirt that says, "Today's my birthday" on it, so that I can ask for hugs from strangers and point to the text on my tee as the reason why they should oblige. It's not a once-a-year t-shirt, as I wear it every Tuesday.

“I believe two gays have just as much right to marry as one guy has the right to…”

“When I talk about love, people listen. And when I listen about love, people tal…”

“I have a protective coating, like a tank. It’s called Love. And when I get you …”

“When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl…”