I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So it was just one napkin, and I wiped my mouth with it after I was done.

“I need to work smarter, harder, faster, and longer than you. And if I still don…”

“I’ll flick a penny to the dirt, and if I see one on the ground I won’t pick it …”

“I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion.”

“I am Fried Quiero Loud Babcock (not bad cock), and I am here for the ranch dres…”