I made her late, so she made me dinner. And by late I mean pregnant. And by dinner I mean marry her. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Today is 8-9-10. August, 9, 2010. So hooray for Chronologically Ascending Day!” “Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afrai…” “You can call me Dr. Love. I’ve got a PhD from Cupid University. My degree came …” “I long for your love like shortness of breath. Somebody get me an inhaler!”