I made love in a HAZMAT suit. I think I contaminated the relationship.

“He works for the CIA. Johnny Redyellow is his name, but I just simply call him …”

“In my dream, the passenger seat of my car was a toilet. I guess I was on my way…”

“I got fleeced once, by a sweater—a fleece, if you will. And won’t you? Please d…”

“You could say my book is the best book ever (or worst book ever), and it wouldn…”