I made out like a bandit. Not that I’ve ever made out with a bandit.

“Siamese twins have it great because one can jack off while the other talks dirt…”

“If I don’t clean off the bug corpses that are petrified on my bumper for looks,…”

“I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone.”

“The French aren’t birthed; they’re hatched out of eggs. That’s why they make th…”