I made you a logo. It’s supposed to represent you as a person, and that’s why it looks like an asshole. I also think you’re a dick, but I didn’t think anal penetration would look as good on a business card.

“Sometimes my thoughts are too slimy for my brain, and they come shooting out of…”

“I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosper…”

“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their…”

“Everywhere I go I'm too focused on everyone else to realize that they are too f…”