I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talking.

“If radios and microwaves merged, then the ideal pop song would be three minutes…”

“I was so focused on my mistake that I made another mistake during the correctio…”

“I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.”

“Even though I know my own name (barely), I still sometimes write my name wrong.…”