I make love like a balloon, and fortunately, my lover is a blow up doll.

“My last name comes after my first name, but it came before my first name, and i…”

“A brick could be used as a yes, and a blanket could be a no. Make your life so …”

“The most environmentally friendly last name is Green.”

“Just like trying to ice skate on two sticks of butter in the desert, my love fo…”