I make love like a flamethrower would make a good ice machine. But that’s OK, because I like ice water.

“Thirteen of us ate supper, and then one of us died. Unfortunately, he did not r…”

“I wear J. Crew. But only when I go out rowing.”

“My lawyer’s name is Mr. Dentist. I have him on retainer. The police may think I…”

“A brick could be used as Bigfoot. You know, as something the people can really …”