I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.

“A brick could be used to manipulate people into doing what you want. If anythin…”

“If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me a…”

“My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through th…”

“There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who …”