I make love like I ride my two-seater unicycle—slowly. If you feel unstable, you can hang on to my handlebar mustache.


“I want to open up a counter-culture club. It’ll be anti-established in 2012.”

“A blanket could be reverse engineered to discover the origin of sleep. If we co…”

“A brick could be used to simulate a war opponent. Especially if your nemesis is…”

“A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightl…”