I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

“I love like a lawnmower in the desert. I love like a solar-powered lunar vehicl…”

“It was 7 AM, so what else could I say but, “Have a great night.” Plus, he was a…”

“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.”