I make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana, and from a distance of up to 100 yards.

“The word "sex" has no sex. It is androgynous and probably asexual. And even tho…”

“With intellectual labor your hard work is forever, while with manual labor your…”

“Amputate your leg, and attach it to the underside of your wobbly, three-legged …”

“Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.”