I make my own cologne. It’s called “Sweat,” and it’s hard work making it. But I can tell people love it, because they’re so envious and jealous when I wear it that they avoid me altogether.

“My business associate said, “OK, Jarod, let’s talk turkey.” And I said, “If you…”

“If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me.”

“If I ever meet Michael Phelps, I’m going to tell him that I am that Michael Phe…”

“I’m not in manufacturing, but I make something. I make a difference. But to be …”