I make my own lotion. And I add nuts, to make it chewier.

“The old me is younger than the me now. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“I've decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That sh…”

“I’m not descended from anybody. All my ancestors are ascending from me.”

“You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed capt…”