I marvel at the fact you’ve lived to your age and no one’s taken those rose-colored glasses and shoved them up your ass. (Aiden)

“I saw my whole life flash before my eyes, boss. It was horrific. I haven’t done…”

“I'm a gunfighter, Jim, not a demonologist.”

“Any more bitching from the geriatric crew? What a bunch of old women. Should I …”

“Damn, I need eye bleach.”