I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at unicorns.

“Is the company you keep keeping you back?”

“America’s been ruined by one word: Bankers. No, two words: Bankers and lawyers.…”

“A blanket could be used for selfish reasons. I would list those reasons, but th…”

“And if I’d been a good boy that day, I’d get to eat Chlorella for dessert. Chlo…”