I meant to spear her with my love, but bad breath got in the way. Next time I’ll spearmint. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Sharpies aren’t all that sharp. Not a great stabbing weapon.” “I want to be the world’s safest fashion designer. And I always wear my seatbelt…” “I want to go to the Olympics. But I don’t want to train, so who’s going to buy …” “I went to a fire sale. I brought a bucket of water, and boy did I make a splash.”