I met her at the beach. Her name was Shelly.

“I don’t have a motorcycle, but I do have a picture of a motorcycle helmet. And …”

“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY
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“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had…”

“For me, the badlands are entirely too naughty. The whole time I was in South Da…”