I might be a touch of a sadist and a little bit jejune... but at least I'm not a victim, not any longer. I hope. I hope, therefore I am.

“How embarrassing.Give me needy emotional whining bullshit.Flash.Give me self-ab…”

“Miss Rona says nothing is gross. Miss Rona says the only way to find true happi…”

“Scratching Yogi's ears Michelle says 'That's just part of his job, the comforti…”

“The first time you meet that some­one spe­cial, you can count on them one day b…”