I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind.

“Who stole my stew? I left it sitting in my stomach while I went to the bathroom…”

“I think I just inhaled a cloud. That’s what I get for not wearing a gas mask wh…”

“This is the true story of my life, as told by a complete liar (me). While that …”

“When I’m introduced to a woman for the first time, I always say the same thing.…”