I miss my ex girlfriend a lot. But at least I’m getting to be a better shot.

“My love is like a crumbly cookie. It’s very hard to give all of it to just one …”

“Behind the door lies the question: Have you ever heard of a thing called knocki…”

“Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would…”

“Falling in love should be natural, like the food at Moe’s. Baby, I am so hungry…”