I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.


“I often laugh at a dog that chases its own tail. But aren’t there some people o…”

“I think all toys should be invisible. Not only would they improve children’s im…”

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. That’s …”

“The silence sounded like a fire alarm in my ears.”