I need a water/glory mix of 2:1. That’d make me piss like a champion.

“A brick could be used to tell the time. If you can see it it’s daytime, and if …”

“The answer is three, I said as I held up three fingers—my middle through my pin…”

“The only thing better than being productive, is being reproductive.
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“Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of th…”