I need another dick in this house and soon before the whole fuckin' place is painted pink and I slip on a glitter pen and break my neck.

“You told me you’d never let me go,” shewhispered but it was an accusation.His e…”

“Maybe she thinks she’s not worthy. You want her, man, your job is to convince h…”

“You know you’re Dad’s one-and-only, Tyra, and if you don’t know this, seeing as…”

“You seem to have an aversion to the mall.” His answer to that was, “Do I have a…”