I need to condense my adrenaline, carbonate it, sweeten it, and sell it as an energy drink.

“I drove your lunch to work, and I parked it in my stomach.”

“If a cold breeze signifies a ghost, then the arctic must be really haunted. I’m…”

“At the gun range I can’t hit the paper bull’s eye, no matter how carefully I ai…”

“The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the…”