I need to drain the thermodynamic fluid from my bathos tub.

“I love so much you could probably see my affection from space with the naked ey…”

“I can see myself in my teacher’s eyes. I look like a pupil.”

“One cup contains Starbucks coffee, and one holds diarrhea. But which is which? …”

“Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, only it’ll ruin your l…”