I need to get my wedding ring resized, because it still fits tight around my neck.

“The baby looks like an infant, he doesn’t look like anybody. He’s barely even a…”

“The house I grew up in is one of a kind. It’s a bibliophile’s fantasy, and if t…”

“Schrödinger’s cat was a Siamese cat, must have been, because if it’s at once al…”

“I drove your lunch to work, and I parked it in my stomach.”