I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.

“My advice is to write during commercial breaks, and read while your favorite TV…”

“If only women were as easy to understand as men without penises (eunuchs), beca…”

“I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, …”

“I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t b…”