I need to take an exfoliating bath. Prepare the kittens’ tongues.

“Sign I wrote on the inside of a brick wall: This is not an exit. This is a wall…”

“The only thing that can tame and temper love is love. Also syphilis.
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“I wonder what city Grover Cleveland is from. Probably Cincinnati.”

“While getting a haircut, I thought about my failed marriage. Instead of feeling…”