I never stopped loving you. I never did. I never loved you, not: I never did stop loving you.

“My white duvet is like an avalanche of blanket.
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“I make believe like asexuals make love—alone, with cardboard tubes.”

“I am a great customer. I’m not a loyal customer, but that’s what makes me great…”

“A brick is a fraction of a building, and a brick is like a building—if you're l…”