I noticed you piss standing up, Dr. Kravenkrotch said.

How do you kn—oh, do I splatter? I asked?

Not sure. But there is a hole in the bathroom wall, and I spy on you while you pee.

“The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I s…”

“In the Tunnel of Desire, past the Tube of Destiny, lies the Turtle of Doubt. We…”

“Yesterday is as ancient as a millennia ago, because both are forever out of rea…”

“There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get …”