I observe President’s Day. I observe it with my binoculars.

“It reminds me of something Zelda told her friend about me when she didn’t think…”

“Error is to err, as blanket is to blank.
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“A tie is like an arrow pointing to my crotch. A tie is also like an even score.”

“I don’t need a hearing aid—I need a listening aid. And this aid, she’d better b…”