I often wonder how far I’d go for love. I guess it all depends on the price of gas.


“My amazing feat features shoes (and feet)—it’s how far I’d walk for love. Guess…”

“Quaqua—the sound one’s soul squeals when seducing one’s own clown. (Not to be h…”

“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.
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“Before you enter politics, I pray you lose your anal virginity to a unicorn.”