I once got stabbed with a lightning bolt. True story. (No it isn’t).

“4:00 am—it’s not too early to drink wine, it’s too late. Too late by seven minu…”

“My book is a light read. Seriously, it probably weighs 3.33 ounces. That’s pret…”

“I remember the first time we made love like it was the second time. We never ma…”

“I’m not just a guy’s guy. I also have a mom.”