I once met an asexual unicycle, but I wasn’t wearing rubber gloves so I didn’t even try to pick it up. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“She gave me her bedroom eyes. I know because we were in the kitchen at the time…”

“I moved my hand in and out of the shadow and pondered life and death. Then I pu…”

“The moon is an orbital albino, and it gets tons of sunlight, so I propose Opera…”

“The owner of The Mandrake Hotel and Resort is a man called Rot, a billionaire l…”