I once went toe to toe with an international thumb war champion.

“A love like mine is rare. So is the steak I just sent back to the kitchen. But …”

“I make music like I make love—in a group. OK, so I’m not in a band, and I sing …”

“It has always been a fantasy of mine to drive a bulldozer. If I had a bulldozer…”

“I carry your love like a backpack. I only wish your love had a larger cargo cap…”