I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember myself. So it’s fact based on secondhand information and trust.

“My ex was a BBW, but she looked Ok. Actually, she looked more like Tx.”

“The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but…”

“I’m as American as de Tocqueville.”

“I inherited my independence from my parents.”