I only need to write about 3,000 one-liners a day to produce a million jokes a year. Simple. I’ll just get started after I take a nap.

“Are you happy to be standing here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over si…”

“I wish art was like money in that the more I made, the more interest it develop…”

“Twitter—up to the minute minute details.”

“My name is Don, as in sunrise.”