I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.


“I think the most romantic letter you ever gave me was “W,” because it’s a coupl…”

“Love is the thing that holds life together. Sort of like rind to a melon, cloth…”

“His last name was Morris, but I called him Mars, because it’s like he was from …”

“These times are hard, and so is my penis.”