I opened a storefront with a 6’ ceiling. I did it for the low overhead.

“My writing, it’s all I have. Well, aside from my health. And shelter, food, and…”

“I like to meet people and pretend I’ll never see them again. I tend to value th…”

“When I’m cold and I fart, I always admonish myself saying, “Stop! Close the bac…”

“Shaving a sheep is considered foreplay in some countries. But I don’t consider …”