I opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money.

“I have a mustache like a squirrel and you just ran over my face.”

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“I’d like to change my name, as my father isn’t worthy of having the same last n…”

“After my first coaching experience, the field looked more like Gettysburg than …”