I ought to fire one of my two employees into the other one’s asshole.

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“He’s a buying dude, and I’ve got to sell him something—like my credibility. (On…”

“Don’t try blowing smoke up my ass, because you’ll find my anus blocked—by a cig…”

“Some people wish they could have invented the wheel. But I’m trying to reinvent…”